The mishna adds: In general, they cry out on account of any trouble that should not befall the community, a euphemism for trouble that may befall the community, except for an overabundance of rain. Although too much rain may be disastrous, one does not cry out over it, because rain is a sign of a blessing. The mishna relates: An incident occurred in which the people said to Ḥoni HaMe’aggel: Pray that rain should fall. He said to them: Go out and bring in the clay ovens used to roast the Paschal lambs, so that they will not dissolve in the water, as torrential rains are certain to fall. He prayed, and no rain fell at all. What did he do? He drew a circle on the ground and stood inside it and said before God: Master of the Universe, Your children have turned their faces toward me, as I am like a member of Your household. Therefore, I take an oath by Your great name that I will not move from here until You have mercy upon Your children and answer their prayers for rain. Rain began to trickle down, but only in small droplets. He said: I did not ask for this, but for rain to fill the cisterns, ditches, and caves with enough water to last the entire year. Rain began to fall furiously. He said: I did not ask for this damaging rain either, but for rain of benevolence, blessing, and generosity. Subsequently, the rains fell in their standard manner but continued unabated, filling the city with water until all of the Jews exited the residential areas of Jerusalem and went to the Temple Mount due to the rain. They came and said to him: Just as you prayed over the rains that they should fall, so too, pray that they should stop. He said to them: Go out and see if the Claimants’ Stone, a large stone located in the city, upon which proclamations would be posted with regard to lost and found articles, has been washed away. In other words, if the water has not obliterated the Claimants’ Stone, it is not yet appropriate to pray for the rain to cease. Shimon ben Shetaḥ, the Nasi of the Sanhedrin at the time, relayed to Ḥoni HaMe’aggel: Were you not Ḥoni, I would have decreed that you be ostracized, but what can I do to you? You nag [mitḥatei] God and He does your bidding, like a son who nags his father and his father does his bidding without reprimand. After all, rain fell as you requested. About you, the verse states: “Let your father and your mother be glad, and let her who bore you rejoice” (Proverbs 23:25).
One day, he was walking along the road when he saw a certain man planting a carob tree. Ḥoni said to him: This tree, after how many years will it bear fruit? The man said to him: It will not produce fruit until seventy years have passed. Ḥoni said to him: Is it obvious to you that you will live seventy years, that you expect to benefit from this tree? He said to him: That man himself found a world full of carob trees. Just as my ancestors planted for me, I too am planting for my descendants. Ḥoni sat and ate bread. Sleep overcame him and he slept. A cliff formed around him, and he disappeared from sight and slept for seventy years. When he awoke, he saw a certain man gathering carobs from that tree. Ḥoni said to him: Are you the one who planted this tree? The man said to him: I am his son’s son. Ḥoni said to him: I can learn from this that I have slept for seventy years, and indeed he saw that his donkey had sired several herds during those many years. Ḥoni went home and said to the members of the household: Is the son of Ḥoni HaMe’aggel alive? They said to him: His son is no longer with us, but his son’s son is alive. He said to them: I am Ḥoni HaMe’aggel. They did not believe him. He went to the study hall, where he heard the Sages say about one scholar: His halakhot are as enlightening and as clear as in the years of Ḥoni HaMe’aggel, for when Ḥoni HaMe’aggel would enter the study hall he would resolve for the Sages any difficulty they had. Ḥoni said to them: I am he, but they did not believe him and did not pay him proper respect. Ḥoni became very upset, prayed for mercy, and died. Rava said: This explains the folk saying that people say: Either friendship or death, as one who has no friends is better off dead.
The Rain Song (from 110 in the Shade)
Rain is rain, brother.
It comes from the sky.
A wetness known as water.
Aqua pura!
Mammals drink from it.
Fish swim around in it.
Little boys wade in it.
Birds flap their wings
And sing a song like sunrise!
Water!
I recommend it!
Cumulo!
Cumulo nimbo!
Ahaaa!
Now, you ask me the way I do it.
Well, I do it the way I please.
I got forty-’leven different methods,
But I might use one of these.
I might take this stick, this hickory stick
And then I pick it up and pitch it up high!
And then I shout like hell till I scare the hail
Right down from outta the sky!
Then the rain comes!
Then the rain comes!
Then the rain comes!
It’s gonna rain all through the mornin’.
It’s gonna rain all through the night.
It’s gonna rain all day tomorrow,
And Lord God-A-mighty,
Now won’t that be a sight!
There’s cotton out there that’ll grow!
There’s rivers that’ll overflow!
There’s dyin’ cattle that’ll rise right up and live!
It’s gonna rain a month of Sundays!
And a hundred dollars is all
That you gotta give!
There’s a big rain a-comin’!
There’s a big rain a-comin’!
Ohhh!
Well I’m talkin’ about a good Old Testament, Wade-in-the-Water and Shoutin’ Glory Rain!
(There’s a big rain a-comin’!)
Well, I’m talkin’ about a Take Your Clothes Off, Jump-in-the-Cowtank,
Floatin’ like a Rowboat Rain!
(There’s a big rain a-comin’!)
Well, I’m talkin’ about a Catch that Catfish, Have a little Fish-Fry, Plenty of Chow-Chow Rain!
(There’s a big rain a-comin’!)
Well, I’m talkin’ about a Once-in-a-Lifetime, Tell-Your-Children, Write-it-in-the-Bible
(Big rain!)
Never forget it Making-up-Stories, Singin’-and-Dancin’ Friends and Neighbors!
(A big rain!)
Gimme your hand, Sister! Gimme your hand, Brother!
When the rain comes!
When the rain comes...
It’s gonna rain all through the mornin’!
It’s gonna rain all through the night!
It’s gonna rain all day tomorrow!
And Lord God A-mighty now won’t that be a sight!
It’s gonna rain a month of Sundays!
Gonna rain both day and night,
Gonna rain both day and night...
Cumulo!
Cumulo nimbo!
Gonna rain...
Gonna rain, rain, rain, rain!
Today!
Gonna rain!